I have a joke for everybody! ^_^
xbillsxmyxhubbyx
Jan 31, 2008
OKAY...
A woman was having an affair with a man while her husaband was at work.
The woman's son comes home and notices what seems to be going on, so he hides in the closet to watch.
The, the man and the woman here the woman's husband drive up, so the woman hide the man, in witch she was having an affair with, in the closet.
The boy was still in the closet as well.
The boy says "Dark in here."
The man says "Yah. It is."
The boy says "Wanna buy a baseball?"
The man says "No. Hell no!"
The boy says "You know, my dads right outside..."
The guy says "Fine! How much."
The boy says "350."
Days later, this happened again. The boy hid in the closet to watch.
The husband drove up and the man hid in the closet.
The boy says "Dark in here."
The man says "Mhmmn."
The boy says "Wanna buy a glove?"
Considering the fact that he already knew his circumstances if he didnt buy the damn glove the man said "Fine, how much?"
The boy said "750."
Days later the boys dadeh says "Son, get your ball and glove, and we'll go out and play some catch."
The boy says "I can't."
Dad says "And just why not."
Boy " Cause i sold them for a thousand dollars."
Dad "Son, you done screwed someone outta their money. Ima take you to the church for confession."
The boy got in the dark confession room and he said "It's dark in here."
The preacher says "God damnit! Don't you start that shit again!"
